Sorry I have offended thee, oh god of the tv

So, you know that show Ghost Hunters on SciFi?  You know how it’s totally not scary or shocking in the least bit? Ok – well, I’m just about terrified of it. I mean, I love it. I watch it any Wednesday night I can actually remember it’s on – BUT! only when someone else is in the room with me, and the remote is next to me at all times in case there is a need for a quick channel change (like that time when you could totally see a figure hanging over the lighthouse railing looking down the stairwell at the camera – Or that other one where the bed comforter so moved on it’s own while someone was sleeping in it! – OR that time when they caught creepy organ music playing in that wild west museum – OR! —-have to stop now, why am I thinking these things right now – ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

ok…better…

What was my point?

Oh yeah – ok – so you know how you now know that I’m a total nut job that is scared of crazy non scary things? Well! I was watching Ghost Hunters tonight and it’s on for a couple of hours starting at 8 – but Mike is heading out to work at 9 so I’m only going to watch 1 episode. All goes well, and then 9 o’clock comes. Mike has the remote and I tell him he has to change it because I can’t watch this show on my own. He says – what channel do you want? So, I’m thinking – least scariest channel out there? How about the Food Network? How can food scare me? So! The channel changes – and what do I see – it’s Alten Brown – ok, not scary. But wait that doesn’t look like the set of his show – oh, ok, he’s on a boat – oh, he’s cooking squid – oh! there is a GIANT SQUID OUT THE WINDOW STARING AT US GETTING READY TO EAT OUR SOULS!

In case you haven’t figured it out – me? Also terrified of giant squid.

Oh, and just because I must have pissed off some TV god at some point- as I’m screaming and Mike is changing the channel randomly – he stops on something random and what is it? The tail end of some commercial in which a cartoon fish EATS a person.

Not my night.

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